But, let me tell you one of the most surefire ways of checking to see if your beloved is cheating or has cheated on you, is you have to figure out his language of lovemaking.

I remember when I was with… let's call him Dumdum.  Anyhoo, Dumdum and I used to make sweet passionate love together. His body would sing and mine would sing back. It was if, when we were in bed, it was like a concerto over and over again. I never even realized that we had all the motions planned out….until the Jigga switch the Mother up on me!

It is funny looking back on it how I knew where to place my head. He knew where I liked his head to be placed.

I knew where to place my breast. He knew when to drag it in.

I knew where to place my bush…well, you get the point. We were in sync!

Then something happen that he never did before. My ears actually perked up like a dog. I let that one go, but I was watching. When we were kissing he started to lick inside my ears, like he thought I never used a Q-tip before. When he came back into my eye site, he saw my smirk. But, he did not say anything.

But, then he did something in all my time knowing him he never did  before. He started to kiss my stomach and slowly kept on going down and down….until he kissed my front.

Hold up, wait a minute!

But, let me tell you this man never even like to dine out at restaurants cause he was too cheap. And even if he did he wouldn't even go to the sushi buffet! You know how sometimes you look at the menu outside of the restaurant, but never indeed go in. Well, that is what he was like.

I mean this was major, considering that our bellies never even flapped against each other or made any embarrassing sounds. Remember when I told you possums that me and Dumdum were in sync.

But, I digress.

I was so caught off guard that when he came back to the "dairy" bar, he caught the look of my face.

"What's wrong?" he said.

"Where did you pick that up from?" I replied.

"Picked up what?" he replied smugly.

"You know exactly what I mean. What ever girl you picked that up from, you should  just go on back to her."

Have you ever caught a puppy when they dodo on your good carpet, after you thought they were trained? Well, that is the look that he had on his face-embarrassed and sheepish.

Anyhoo, Jigga never did that again. I can't say if I missed him trying new moves. But, I will say that it wasn't long that I did find out that there was indeed someone he picked that move up from.

Praise GOD that was the only thing he picked up and gave me.