"St. Patrick's Day"
The Lil' Gang doesn't want the Lil' Dems to ruin St. Patrick's Day with their liberal and all-inclusive St. Patrick's day parade so they enlist the advice of the revenge-seeking and Hot Pocket-hoarding Lil' Karl Rove who is more than happy to bring down the Lil' Dems and show off the rapping skills of his alter-ego, MC Rove.
"Big Pharma"
When Beltway Elementary's book fair is taken over by a drug company, it becomes a drug fair, and all the Lil' Cronies get hooked on meds.

In order to kick their addiction, they face off against the big pharmaceutical company's charismatic CEO (played by The Grateful Dead's Phil Lesh). Meanwhile, George Sr. attempts to appear more manly for the state of the union by taking beard-growth pills. Unfortunately, the side effects involve a prolonged and prominent boner.

"Crony Break-Up"
After a big fight, the Lil' Gang break up. Each of them finds comfort in new friends: Lil' Mitt Romney, Lil' Rudy Giuliani, Lil' Fred Thompson and Tiny Dennis Kucinich. When the new friendships turn disastrous, the Lil' Cronies put their differences aside in a heartwarming, vomit-filled reunion. Meanwhile, Jeb Bush inadvertently invents a new diet craze called "The Pudding Hole" which involves leaving a hole in your stomach so food can pour out.

"Katrina"
When the Lil' Gang destroy the White House "playing Katrina," George and Barbara decide to send them down to New Orleans to help with the rebuilding as punishment. Hijinx and misery ensue as they rock out, Cajun style, and re-flood New Orleans.

Back in Washington, George and Barbara are dealing with a crisis of their own: the bank is foreclosing on the White House and they might have to sell.

"Three Dates"
Lil' George doesn't know who to take to the upcoming school dance. His brain advises him to be cautious, but George plows ahead and ends up inviting three dates. Once they get to the dance (featuring Good Charlotte as Good Charlotte cover band "Good Charlotter") George has to silence his brain once and for all. George Sr. is dealing with an annoying houseguest, King Fahd of Saudi Arabia, who parties like a frat guy and lords his oil over the president.

"Weekend at Saddamy's"
It's spring break and the Lil' Gang head to Baghdad with George Sr. for a camping trip. But events take a turn for the worse, and the Lil' Gang ends up animating Saddam a la Weekend at Bernie's.

"Afghanistan"
When Osama bin Laden is diagnosed with a weak heart, he finds the only perfect match for a donor is Lil' Cheney. Al Qaeda kidnaps Lil' Cheney, forcing Lil' George and the gang to smoke him out of his hole in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Barbara gets her groove back in Jamaica.

"Wedding"
When Lil' Bill Clinton invites Lil' George to his "Rainbow Party," Barbara and George realize he's growing up too fast. They decide the best way to preserve George's innocence is in a "purity wedding" in which he marries Barbara. When Lil' George decides his own father's a better match, they are forced to have a gay wedding, sending Barbara into the arms of super-smooth man-about-town Colin Powell (Tim Meadows).

"Pooty-Poot"
When Lil' Vladimir Putin and Lil' George start a schoolyard rivalry, it escalates to Lil' Putin poisoning Lil' George, whose head swells to five times its normal size. After some training from former wrestling champ Barbara Bush, Lil' George faces off against Lil' Putin in a classic playground battle. Meanwhile, Lil' Cheney has been partnered with Lil' Nancy Pelosi, and given a watermelon to care for as their child. When it becomes apparent that their watermelon is a lesbian, Lil' Cheney has some hard choices to make. Guest starring a bear.

"Anthem"
The Lil' Gang is pitted against the Lil' Dems in a battle of the bands for who can write the best new national anthem.

"China"
The Lil' Gang faces off against China, where they must win the Olympics to save America from being recalled by the Chinese.