How do you know if you have ORD? We guess if you say Uh huh to most of the symptoms below, then you sure have it.
Fear not, it's not life-threatening (as long as you don't forget to breathe it isn't).
Symptoms and Signs 1.
Your hearing has become hypersensitive to the names Kristen, Robert, K Stew, Rob.
Any utterance of those and of Twilight will gain your curious and prompt attention.
2.
Your Bookmarks or Favorites have on it not less than 80% Twilight and R/K-related sites.
3.
 It takes a lot of effort, which usually includes reasoning with one's self, to avoid checking those sites at least once a day.
4.
 You meet with your friends who are not really Twilight fans and you manage to insert an anecdote or news about R/K in your conversation.
 Which makes your friends think you've gone bonkers.
 (But..
but..
twas only one teeny mention!) 5.
 It takes only one new R/K photo to turn a blah day into an exciting day (and a promising week).
6.
 People in your household know about your addiction.
How could they not? when it's as blatant as the morning sunshine.
7.
 You have argued and fought with your Significant Other because he/she says you spend too much time on the internet.
8.
 You are guilty of uttering these lines now more than ever- "Just a minute", "Wait a sec", "Can we do that tomorrow?", "I promise I'll get to it later ".