Hey, it's me, Billy Blackjack. I thought some of you needed a bit of an attitude adjustment with regards to making your penis grow beyond its current stature. It's always helpful to have someone whipping you into doing something you've been neglecting. Think about that horse you were riding the other day. If you weren't edging him on, you'd still be sitting in the same place, wouldn't you?

Okay, the Top Ten Reasons Not to Enlarge Your Penis Today!

1) You enjoy feeling sorry for yourself - Hey, I'm sorry to put that in here and don't get mad at me, but it's true. Some guys just like drowning in their own sorrows. Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and quit feeling sorry for yourself!

2) You are such a good-looking stud that you're afraid of making the ladies want you even more - Okay, now, c'mon... Do you really believe that? Heck, I never met a man who didn't want as many ladies as possible interested in him. Stop horsing around and get to enlarging that tackle.

3) You're too busy - Now, that's the most common excuse of all time. You're too busy? Do you know how Thomas Edison invented great things like the Electric Chair and perfected the light bulb (not those God-awful mercury-vapor death traps they're going to force us to start buying)? Because the man never slept! Find another excuse if this is the best you can do!

4) The dog ate your penis (homework) - Yes, I still love this one and used to use it quite a bit myself when I was younger. Except when my teachers found out I didn't have a dog, they realized I was a liar. No man wants to be thought of as a liar! Especially, for a man, to realize this in himself. Stop making worthless excuses and get to enlarging your penis!

5) You're so big already the ladies are already terrified of your size - Now, that's a good one and you get an A- for creativity. But I give you an F- for trying to pull the wool over my eyes! If you're reading this then you have no business using this for an excuse!

6) You tried to enlarge yourself, didn't get any results, and gave up - Okay, I understand where you are coming from with this excuse. Unfortunately, many men get caught up in using these easy-way-out methods of enhancing their size. Most don't work. Some do. The natural penile exercises work, so go to it and stop with the excusive reasoning and get busy working-out your fishing rod!

7) You're afraid you might hurt myself in the process - Again, I know where you're coming from and I understand your dilemma. You are completely right to be concerned. Only an idiot doesn't take such things into consideration. Here's what you do: Research methods that have worked for other guys. There are plenty of websites with information and forums where guys talk about this stuff. Listen to them and learn. They can help you find a safe method.

8) It's too expensive and you can't afford it - Well, I don't know about your financial situation but you're reading this on your computer, I imagine. This means you can afford Internet access. If not, then go to the library for free. There is plenty of information on-line, absolutely free, that can help you in your quest! Not only that but a good book on penile enhancement techniques will cost you less than a full tank of gas. Walk for a week to work and purchase a good book on the subject instead. The exercise will do you good!

9) You're too lazy to actually do the exercises - I understand this, too. We all have our ups and downs in life. Make a list of how getting a bigger fishing pole will improve the "ups" in your life. Then make a list of how your current size will keep you in the "downs" of your life. Read the list, wake up, get off your behind, and get to work.

10) You're waiting for a super-penis pill to come on the market which will make it super easy for you - Forget it. This ain't going to happen. You'll be waiting around until the next ice age for this product to come on the market. By then you'll be in a casket and there won't be anything poking up that is long enough to stop them from closing the lid on you. Make it difficult for these undertakers, they have it way too easy, I tell you.

Of course, there are more reasons and excuses men come up with not to get started with penis enlargement.

What's your favorite excuse?

I ask you: How big is your penis and how many excuses have you used not to enlarge it today, or yesterday, or last week, or last month, or last year?

Imagine what size you would be NOW if you had only applied yourself, back then.

No more excuses. Get to work!

Billy "Blackjack" Carson

Men who want to get started increasing the massiveness of their tackle now... Real men who aren't waiting for that next ice age to pop up or who aren't worried that the world will end in 2012 based on the Mayan calendar, can start today by reading the book, Iron Man Penis. Tell "Iggy" I sent you!

About me, Blackjack - Okay. Firstly, I want to thank you so kindly for reading my humble article. I understand that you have taken your very valuable and extremely precious time and given it to me. I certainly do appreciate that and I hope I don't disappoint you. I don't have all the answers but I do know some things. I only want to teach you something you can use. If you read any of my articles and you learn something, anything at all, then I will be very happy. If you read any of my articles and don't learn anything, then I am very sorry for having wasted your valuable time and I sincerely apologize.

I believe animals should always be treated with love and respect. I think everyone should be treated with respect, even people that you don't like. Family is the most important thing to cherish. Don't forget that. And always treat The Ladies with Respect. Remember a Good Lady is worth a Million Great Men. If you don't have a Great Lady next to you, then I sure hope you find your special Sweetheart as soon as possible. I really do.

Thank you,
Blackjack