So stressed out you feel like you are going to pop? Don't take everything so seriously. Yep, it is easy to say that but actually doing it can be a tad bit harder. Laughter can often be the best solution to any problem, so here are some quotes that should have you on the floor.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. - George Carlin

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. - Garry Shandling

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. - Anonymous

Only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. - Ronald Reagan

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation. - Rush Limbaugh

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer J. Simpson

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones. - Mike Barfield

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. - Homer J Simpson

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Erlich

Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will